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I can’t wait until these smug married bitches start having babies. Then talk to me about exhaustion. A victorious day of getting dressed usually involves me putting on my shirt right side out.

GOMI commenters are really some of the most unappreciated wits in the world, in my opinion.

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Sorry, but the people I hate more than smug bloggers are smug mothers. STFU!

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