TEXAS: I ride a horse to school.
THE NETHERLANDS/HOLLAND: We are stoned 24/7.
FRANCE: I play the accordion, and my meals consist of bread and red wine.
Sweden: We are all blonde, socialists and boring.
Ohio: We’re all racist and republicans.
Florida: I live right by the beach.
WISCONSIN: We’re all a bunch of Nascar-lovin’, beer-drinkin’ backwoods hicks
ENGLAND: We all drink afternoon tea and biscuits and have lovely accents.
WALES: (I don’t even want to go there but I will) We all shag sheep.
GEORGIA: Pretty much anything you’ve seen on The Dukes of Hazzard.
CONNECTICUT: We’re all rich and have yachts and drive Mercedes.
Canada: We all live in igloos with no electricity or indoor plumping. We get around via sled dog ‘cause it snows every day of the year.
Tennessee: We’re all stupid and inbred rednecks.
California: We all smoke pot, know how to surf, and wear daisy dukes (with bikinis on top. )
Sydney: A dingo ate my baby.
